Well.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/08/2016 at 22:48 • Filed to: None

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At least I can saved my parents for certain doom.

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[Screams internally]


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/08/2016 at 22:52

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Is that a brown recluse?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3
10/08/2016 at 22:54

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I’m fairly certain it’s just a house spider, but it was just pale enough to make me concerned. Also oversized face testicle things. Why take a chance?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/08/2016 at 22:57

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It’s not venomus right?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65
10/08/2016 at 22:58

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I doubt it, and if it was, it certainly isn’t anymore.


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > S65
10/08/2016 at 23:09

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All spiders are venomous, it’s only a question of whether the venom can harm humans.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/08/2016 at 23:10

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EAT IT


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/08/2016 at 23:17

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Face testicles? Hobo spider.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/08/2016 at 23:27

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Fatal Error!

jake.exe has stopped responding.

Would you like to install nope.exe ?


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/08/2016 at 23:36

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My doggo probably would have just stepped on it.


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/08/2016 at 23:39

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We have had so many of the big house / hobo type spiders in our house and garage lately. And one ran right past me when I was under my car not long ago, I still can’t believe I didn’t jack my head on something in an attempt to squirm away.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro
10/09/2016 at 10:04

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Probably not. Those just indicate gender.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Xyl0c41n3
10/09/2016 at 10:05

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They don’t live where he lives.